Oh and I forgot this one...

In referring to that huge jug of castor oil my goader sent in the last message, they followed up with this image.

In response to that, (and I WILL respond right here because no doubt you are reading this, you-know-who-you-are, and will see it) I post this picture:



Honestly, my Personal Goader (a personal trainer for the constipated blogger) is so funny themselves, they should be the one writing the blog.

I get my material from everyday life and life's not been funny lately.

If I think hard enough and try to remember some of the stuff that's happened since last month, I bet there have been lots of things I could have turned from disaster/tragedy into a humorous "Life In These United States" moment.

If I didn't laugh I'd be crying all the time no doubt.

Oops! I Did It Again!

I said I wasn't going to slack off and let the blog go stale, but here I see I did it again. Doh!

I have a friend, (who shall remain anonymous) who has been prodding me, pleading with me and downright GOADING me to write again and I just have to share some of the little comments they've made these past few weeks...

Thinking my blog STINKS because it's sitting here wasting away, they sent me this picture...


Then, in another message, I was made aware by visual imagery that things needed to be freshened up...

I love the mouse in the picture, who I assume represents me, kind of sticking with my theme of being a lab rat.

When I wrote back in self defense that I was suffering from Writer's Block and that nothing would come out... I got this:


EVERYBODY'S A COMEDIAN! (or in this case, commodian)

So, there are no more excuses and I am going to return to the world of posting in order to post, whether or not I have anything informative or intelligent to say (it's never stopped me before, just read the rest of my blog).

Anyhow, I hope I haven't been dropped from everyone's blog roll as being DOA.

I still have a few more things to say...

Is my microphone on? I'm just warming up, and I'll be here all week.

Be sure to tip your waiters and waitresses.

For now it's closing time and you don't have to go home, you just have to get the heck out of here.

Night all.

Jeri

PS, It's good to see you again. I've missed you.